Woe betide the poor schmuck, however, who just earns enough to pay his own bills. Now he's gotta figure out how to afford to get to work - all because of some damned speculators.
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And this will cost us the election in 2006 and a presidential impeachment and troop withdrawls (and defeat to terrorist) in 2007.
Thank you evil speculators! You rule! Really!
If you're so convinced the speculators are wrong, you can bet against them and make a fortune.