Oh for Heaven's sake, lighten up. I'm talking about the old JOKE of "If I tell you, I'll have to kill you"....like I heard an actor from the Sopranos tell a tv interviewer yesterday when asked about the upcoming plot lines.
THAT'S what I meant, MISTER!
Think for a second about why I made mention of a sarcasm tag! I could tell you why I made mention of it... but then I would have to kill you.