[ohioWfan]

You two are amusing me. :)

[Indy Pendance]

Thanks. :)

Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurdled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin.

Horrified Britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions. NASA's response was just one sentence, "THAW THE CHICKEN!"

[SerpentDove]

You should really check out the Robotic Pack Mule link that Indy sent me!

Click Here

Moderator, could you please change the title of this thread to :

"Enough Already with the Ports Squabble For A While, We'll Be At Each Other's Throats Tomorrow, It's The Weekend, We're Really All On The Same Side In The End Anyway, and It's Time To See Wonderful World of the Magical Robotic Pack Mule."

Thanks!

SerpentDove