Every time I see a story like this, I get re-inspired to start my Church of the Holy Centerfire Cartridge. Requires you to carry at least a handgun at all times (citing Jesus' "if you have no sword, sell your cloak and buy one") for personal protection, and fully-automatic weapons for home defense and religious observance. Seems like I'd be able to protect my 2nd rights by broad interpretation of my 1st.
"if you have no sword, sell your cloak and buy one"
Could you really get a sword for the price of a crummy old cloak?