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Top reasons that Neaderthals became extinct:

1. Not enough global warming.

2. Lack of comprehensive universal health care.

3. No Family Leave Act.

4. All the females died in back alley abortions because Neaderthal men wouldn't let them have 'choice.'

5. Second Hand Smoke.

6. Neaderthals were replaced by cheaper foreign Cro-Magnon men due to rampant outsourcing as a result of bad trade deals which failed to require environmental and labor standards on competitors.

7. Chuck Norris killed them all

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I could do this all day. Anybody else want in?

20 posted on 02/02/2006 12:12:24 PM PST by bpjam (Now accepting liberal apologies.....)
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To: bpjam

No Neanderthal left behind...


22 posted on 02/02/2006 12:16:15 PM PST by null and void ("Never place a period where God has placed a coma" --Gracie Allen)
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To: bpjam

Wasnt' it Chuck Norris who gave them the gift of "beard"?


34 posted on 02/02/2006 12:55:17 PM PST by Pessimist
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To: bpjam

Top reasons that Neaderthals became extinct:

8. Judge Alito let the executive branch kill them all.

9. Lack of fair-trade fur clothing.

10. All the female Neandertals looked like Cindy Sheehan.



1. Not enough global warming.

2. Lack of comprehensive universal health care.

3. No Family Leave Act.

4. All the females died in back alley abortions because Neaderthal men wouldn't let them have 'choice.'

5. Second Hand Smoke.

6. Neaderthals were replaced by cheaper foreign Cro-Magnon men due to rampant outsourcing as a result of bad trade deals which failed to require environmental and labor standards on competitors.

7. Chuck Norris killed them all


35 posted on 02/02/2006 1:10:28 PM PST by mbarker12474 (United Methodist Church: Empty Your Wallets. Empty Your Minds. Last One Out Close the Doors.)
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To: bpjam

You left out Jack Bauer and John McClane...


36 posted on 02/02/2006 1:36:38 PM PST by balrog666 (A myth by any other name is still inane.)
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