1. Not enough global warming.
2. Lack of comprehensive universal health care.
3. No Family Leave Act.
4. All the females died in back alley abortions because Neaderthal men wouldn't let them have 'choice.'
5. Second Hand Smoke.
6. Neaderthals were replaced by cheaper foreign Cro-Magnon men due to rampant outsourcing as a result of bad trade deals which failed to require environmental and labor standards on competitors.
7. Chuck Norris killed them all
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I could do this all day. Anybody else want in?
No Neanderthal left behind...
Wasnt' it Chuck Norris who gave them the gift of "beard"?
Top reasons that Neaderthals became extinct:
8. Judge Alito let the executive branch kill them all.
9. Lack of fair-trade fur clothing.
10. All the female Neandertals looked like Cindy Sheehan.
1. Not enough global warming.
2. Lack of comprehensive universal health care.
3. No Family Leave Act.
4. All the females died in back alley abortions because Neaderthal men wouldn't let them have 'choice.'
5. Second Hand Smoke.
6. Neaderthals were replaced by cheaper foreign Cro-Magnon men due to rampant outsourcing as a result of bad trade deals which failed to require environmental and labor standards on competitors.
7. Chuck Norris killed them all
You left out Jack Bauer and John McClane...