Damn She's Good!
/sarcasm
What ever happened to Art Bell and George Noory? Did they finally drink the Kool-Aid?
Tried to listen but her voice drove me to bed.
I would love to hear the predictions from a woman that was on Fox and Friends in late 2003. She predicted that Howard Dean would not win the dem nomination (at this time he was thought a shoe-in) and that Bush would win the election.
George Noori was getting a little short with Brown by the end of the interview. She has great general advice, but her schtick has gotten annoying.
From what I read this morning, she also told Noory that she had "predicted" the West Virginia miners would make it out alive, while all the rejoicing was going on. I don't know how she reacted when the later news came down that they hadn't.
Kerry'd win in a landslide. The entire GOP base would stay home.
Ooops! Not a gland, but distinctly brain tissue (albeit with local neurosecretory neurons.)
Anyone with half a brain could make those predictions.
How about who is going to win the Super Bowl?
Who will win the Kentucky Derby?
It will snow in January.
August will be hot, due to the damned sun.
Democrats will lie, so will the media.
A famous neurotic celebrity will be arrested on drug charges.
There will be a divorce announcement following the arrest.
Bears will continue to defecate in heavily wooded areas.
Nancy Pelosi's face will be tightened, again.
The wrench will break, injuring a technician.
Katie Couric will dissapear few a few days while she gets another perk implant.
1) President George Bush will not be impeached
2) Super Bowl to be held on Feb. 5th
3) A volcano in Hawaii will erupt
4) Continuing to confound liberals, Rush Limbaugh will remain uncharged and a free man
5) Howard Dean will open mouth and insert foot
6) Cindy Sheehan, people still won't give her the attention she demands
7) Karl Rove will not be indicted
8) Snow currently on the ground will melt
9) Someone, somewhere will enjoy themselves, causing great irritation among busy bodies
10) DUmmies will continue to be DUmmies
***1/2
Three and a half moonbats. She would have got the fourth one if she had mentioned impeachment.
The weather in this country will be erratic. Some areas will suffer from drought...others from floods.
We will have Hurricanes with at least ONE making landfall.
A beloved movie start will die..
A long term marriage between two Hollywood favorites, will end.
And a well known Psychic will suffer from a major health problem due to being obese and/or smoking.
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Damn She's Good!
/sarcasm
Gogogodzilla 2006 predictions:
1. Godzilla will awaken to stomp on the New York Times pressroom.
2. Osama will don a pink tutu and sing the 'I'm a little teapot' song on American Idol.
3. Iraq's chemical weapons will be found hidden in Ted Kennedy's empty head.
4. Invaders from the planet Zorquon will demand Earth females to help repopulate their dying planet.
5. The Democratic party will ally themselves with Al Qaeda to form the Qaedacratic party.
6. Muslims will conquer France and the EU will applaud.
7. The Iranian mullahs will conquer Venezuala.
8. Chavez will be sworn in as Chief Uber-mullah of Iran.
9. Kim Jong-Il and Fidel Castro will be kidnapped by Dr. Moreau and forced to breed a super-species of 'Idiot Leadership'.
10. That none of the predictions (except this one) will come true.
Here's mine:
Predictions for 2006
Republicans will lose some seats - not enough to make a difference. More dems will "retire" because they're not "in power".
Bloggers will become more powerful, not less. Much to the surprise of the MSM.
China, after topping of their strategic reserve of oil will expand work on fallout shelters. They understand Iranians...
More frequent hurricanes will make Bush's "we'll rebuild New Orleans" into the MSM's updated "read my lips, no new taxes"...
Iran's taunting Israel. The seemingly irrational taunts are an intentional strategic plan. They're insane, not crazy.
Dems will dump Dean. They'll join the mainstream moving toward the right.
Housing will weaken, not burst. Inflation returns, but not in double digits.
If you have ever seen this aging fat toad on TV she gives the most general information and if a person says no, she immediately moves on. What a phoney, as are they all.