[wideawake]

When that baby hippo becomes a bull, he will have a tendency to get pretty violent.

The attempt to transfer his affections to a female hippo are probably well-advised.

[presidio9]

Listen bub: Owen is a toritsexual and there's nothing he can do about it. It's not like he chose to be born that way. I'm sick and tired of you facist puritans trying to think you can play God and fix nature whenever it doesn't suit your own morality.

[GovernmentShrinker]

Tortoises have pretty tough shells and "doors" that close firmly. I think he'll be okay when his hippo friend hits puberty :-)