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To: Conservatrix
Just an excuse to quote one of my favorites from P.J. O'Rourke:

I have only one firm belief about the American political system, and that is this: God is a Republican and Santa Claus is a Democrat.

God is an elderly or, at any rate, middle-aged male, a stern fellow, patriarchal rather than paternal and a great believer in rules and regulations. He holds men strictly accountable for their actions. He has little apparent concern for the material well-being of the disadvantaged. He is politically connected, socially powerful and holds the mortgage on literally everything in the world. God is difficult. God is unsentimental. It is very hard to get into God's heavenly country club.

Santa Claus is another matter.
He's cute. He's nonthreatening. He's always cheerful. And he loves animals. He may know who's been naughty and who's been nice, but he never does anything about it. He gives everyone everything they want without thought of a quid pro quo. He works hard for charities, and he's famously generous to the poor. Santa Claus is preferable to God in every way but one: There is no such thing as Santa Claus.

251 posted on 12/26/2005 9:56:02 AM PST by mc5cents
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To: mc5cents
He's nonthreatening.

He evidently is threatening to a LOT of people on this forum. It's amazing to see.

257 posted on 12/26/2005 9:59:28 AM PST by Howlin (Defeatism may have its partisan uses, but it is not justified by the facts. - GWB, 12/18/05)
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To: mc5cents
Santa loves "to eat" animals.

If you think those reindeer get the run of the place, boy are you mistaken~!

263 posted on 12/26/2005 10:02:38 AM PST by muawiyah (-)
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