[Sax]

he would occasionally pull out his bottle of scotch and pour a glass

Just a glass?!? Amateur.

[CondorFlight]

Wow, why don't we go back and look at what Senator Specter was doing in college? Or Hillary Clinton?
Why don't we examine their "permanent record" from grade school?
I'm sure it would all be relevant. . .

[JZelle]

Is that Helen Thomas?