Why did we have to bring this up? I've had this
recurring nightmare. I dream that I've had this
drunken night on the town and wake up with these two
ugly women on my right and left arms. I look to my
left and see Hillary Clinton. I look to my right and
see Janet Reno.
My mind is made up. I have to gnaw both arms off at the
shoulder. Then I look at the night stand and see my
dentures in a glass of water on the night stand. It's
at that point that I wake myself up screaming.
My lord man...How can you sleep. I would want Freddy from Nighmare on Elm Street to visit rather than deal with your nighmare.