LOL... Perhaps I am. Actually, evolution happened, I am sure, in a manner slightly different than the model which is currently accepted as the most accurate representation of the evolutionary process. The model will, in the future, become more and more refined as evolution and its processes are better understood. That's what science is about.
But we can say for sure that the theory will be fundamentally similar in most every respect (and in many, many areas absolutely identical) to the theory as we now know it, regardless of how many cranks, kooks, religious hustlers, charlatans, or ignorant, stupid, brainwashed or insane people are out there push their religious dogma or cockamamie crap like creationism and ID creationism on the world.
We sure as hell didn't all get here as set out in Genesis (with petulant spirits, global flooding, a talking snake, magic fruit and all that...)
"We sure as hell didn't all get here as set out in Genesis (with petulant spirits, global flooding, a talking snake, magic fruit and all that...)"
For your sake, I hope you're right.