Posted on 07/08/2005 11:51:22 AM PDT by HAL9000
LOL
Being a BIG comic fiend in my youth, the idea of a talking comic book was OUTSTANDING! Coming from New Jersey I liked the idea of Josh growing up in the hinterlands West of NYC.
"I wonder which wacked out conspiracy theory Ollie's going to use as the plot."
Which? How about all of them, even if they are mutually contradictory, as he did in JFK? (A good movie, BTW)
Boy, you learn something every day don't you?
Thanks, I googled em and had a laugh.
the lead hero, or ,ah...heroine I mean.
"Halliburton, Dick Chaney, Karl Rove, Ronald Reagan, Wall Street, big pharma, SUV's!!! Big Oil! Big lumber. Cheeseburgers, Fast food, white sugar, red meat! Who else?"
Aaaaaaaand, drum roll, in unison now, "IT WAS ALL BUSH'S FAULT!"
the lead hero will be a lesbian woman who carries male firefighters out of the buildings by the dozen.
Um...I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. Best not to laugh at the secrect society that really runs the world. At least not to their faces. Next thing you know this whole place is going to be crawling with Skull and Bones, too.
Oh no! I've said too much!
Wouldn't rule it out.
"OK, in this scene, Osama bin Oswald says 'I'm just a patsy'"...
Bet he'll have John Kerry as President Bush and Howard Dean as Rudy!~}
Back and to the left...
Back and to the left...
Back and to the left...
Back and to the left...
Back and to the left...
Back and to the left...
Back and to the left...
Groan!
You know of course that the movie will, inevitably, start with Bush sitting in a classroom of elementary school students for seven minutes; that as seven minutes of introductory movie credits roll up the screen.
And, Michael Moore will be seen as an extra in a scene where, as a tourist, he is videotaping the planes crash into the towers.
a true story about 2 Port Authority officers ,!<?!, Oli "Akbar" Stoned will turn this into something with antiAmerican zingers
Twinkies!
Damn, you had to say twinkies didn't you? Ummm, be right back.
My prediction: it will have an awesome soundtrack, amazing cinimatography, and will be boring enough to kill accountants.
LOL!! Good one, funniest line of the day!
This is a rare opportunity to let the studio know that so many of us will boycott it that they will lose money if they produce it.
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