That would be a fateful trip, jumping into a time machine and setting the dial to a time which never existed.
And I swear, my ancestors were not monkeys. If there was a planet 3 million years ago, and it had monkeys on it, they looked exactly like monkeys do today.
A time which never existed? Um, excuse me, but isn't there light visible from objects a LOT more than 3 million light years away? Wouldn't this indicate to a reasonable person that the universe is at least as old as the time it would take for the light from the most distant visible objects in the universe to reach us?
We did not descend from monkeys or apes. The deal is that if we evolved, so did they, so we would be looking at evolved species for both, not at the evolved species and the non-evolved species.
The evidence doesn't support your contention, but hey, if it makes you feel good to believe this, more power to you.
A dozen independent cross verified dating methods disagree with you.
"And I swear, my ancestors were not monkeys. If there was a planet 3 million years ago, and it had monkeys on it, they looked exactly like monkeys do today"
You are quite correct, your ancestors, 3 million years ago were not monkeys. You would have to go much farther back than 3 million years before you encountered a monkey ancestor. Lucy was an ape, just like you. However I doubt very much if monkeys from 3 million years ago looked like they do now. Monkeys now don't look like monkeys do now.