[KingNo155]

Hill's under-ware could be cut into 4's and would still not be revealing.

[arkham]

Wasn't this the plot of an "After-Hours" movie on Cinemax recently?

[Miss Behave]

"Hill's under-ware could be cut into 4's and would still not be revealing."

Don't ask my how, but I read your first two words as "Hill's under-CARRIAGE...."

And then I had to stop dead, in the interest of early morning violent illness self-preservation.