[blam]

"I was so startled by this that I said ALTATLS!! out loud."

I did the same. I said, "they got it right", out loud, when I was watching the movie The Last Samurai. The Last Samurai was one of the tallest guys in the movie...that was because they were Ainu.

[null and void]

I guess we're stuck being Abby Normal. I think it's all the chemicals in the wafer fabs...