[wimpycat]

He's in Texas, is probably Baptist or Methodist, and recognized it on sight. He described my own Bible, a hardbound NIV study Bible, although he said "NVI".

[hole_n_one]

It took the caller 4 seconds from the time of the impact to determine that it was one male driver in the first car and four "old ladies" in the 2nd.

It took the "4 old ladies" less than one minute from the time of impact for all of them to evacuate the car and begin to unleash their wrath.

I don't buy it for a second.