[Max in Utah]

Hmm...a shot of that stuff ought to taste right nice in a Pepsi with plenty of ice...

LOL!

A former girlfriend ran out of her Canadian Mist one evening, so she poured my last shot of Glenfiddich into a glass of 7-Up... I entered the kitchen just as she set the empty bottle down.

I just stood there and stared at her.

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Your former girlfriend obviously doesn't know the difference between whiskey and whisky.

[SeaDragon]

I just stood there and stared at her.

Shock will do that to a person..............

[Seattle Conservative]

"A former girlfriend ran out of her Canadian Mist one evening, so she poured my last shot of Glenfiddich into a glass of 7-Up... I entered the kitchen just as she set the empty bottle down."

Hmm, now I know why she's a 'former' girl friend.
I can relate - One of my 'former' boyfriends mixed some of my Scotch w Coke

[tjg]

Now, the perfect question to determine if you will make a good husband:

Do you prefer the glenfiddich in your 7-up, my dear? If so I'll run out and get another bottle.