What would we do without Peter Jennings? [/sarcasm]
Just damn.
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She probably always assumed that UFOs were not real and people who thought they were real were nuts. But then Peter Jennings told her otherwise, so now she knows better.
Aliens will never control the minds of earth's liberals, because network television won't share power.
What would we do without Peter Jennings? [/sarcasm]
Just damn.
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Jennings! A serious journalist? And I left my tin foil at home this morning...
BatBoy on Dan Rather is next.
Actually, these type of "reports" are probably a step up for network news.
Art Bell to replace Rather.
BREAKING NEWS: Art Bell Not Nutcase!
More to follow...
And some will.
In all fairness to Jennings, he likely has had documents from the 70s faxed to him that strongly indicate the existence of UFOs.
There was UFO stuff on the history channel all weekend.
There are UFO's. Unidentified Flying Objects. Everything you see in the sky that you do not know what it is is, by definition "unidentified".
The question is, are they our's, china's, russia or alien in nature.
The SR-71 was flying for 30 years before the government acknowledged it and I am sure, most of the aircraft we see is expermental US or man-made.
I did not see the show so did they prove the aircraft were alien or "off-world" or simply that the government will not tell us what they are building.
I don't know. James Carville looks Martian to me.
Well, that's proof enough for me!
Maybe it's because 40 million Americans can't be wrong.
Sure they can. About 50 million of them voted for Kerry last November, didn't they? Well, OK, 40 million plus 10 million deceased or fake.
Interestingly, at one time the Government took this stuff fairly seriously, contrary to their public pronouncements. Of course, they also ran experiments to determine if psychics could detect Soviet missile subs, so take that for what you will.
High priorities over at ABC news.
Geraldo joins Jennings on an expedition beneath streets of Chicago to confirm Al Capone's vault actually contained an invisible Alien spacecraft.
Jennings reports "It is no coincidence that Capone and the constellation Capricorn have 5 letters in common. Even more stunning is that Al Capone's facial scar was nearly identical in appearance to the stars in Orion's Belt. What did Mr Bush know and when did he know it?"
/sarcasm
ABC reports, we laugh.....
Well, Ms. Stasi seems convinced. Another woman that was similarly convinced that aliens were here and were controlling our minds used to rant near Columbia University on the corner of 116th St and Broadway.
Her proof was irrefutable: If you didn't agree with her, the aliens had YOU under control already.
From a great episode of the Simpsons when Homer and Ned Flanders go to Las Vegas to allow Flanders to sow some wild oats. Unfortunately, they end up getting married to two Vegas hostesses and start walking home to Springfield and while doing so start to cook up their alibi.
Homer: All right, let's get our stories straight for Marge and
Maude. [the two begin walking down the highway] We were out
buying them fabulous gifts ...
Ned: What's the occasion?
Homer: Because we love them, jackass! Anyhoo, we came out of Wal-
Mart when suddenly, one hundred spaceships ...
Ned: Homer!
Homer: You're right, you're right, fifty spaceships beamed us
aboard. They gang-probed you, while I discovered an
invention that blew their heads up and saved America.
Ned: Uh, do I have to be gang-probed?
[two vultures land on the highway behind them, first looking
at Ned and Homer, then each other]
Homer: Would you rather tell Maude the truth?
Ned: [sighs] What did the aliens look like?
Homer: Well, I only saw them from the back 'cause they were so busy
gang-probing you. Well hello, little birdie! [fade to
black]
"Next on World News Tonight with Peter Jennings..."
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Al Gore was born.
