[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I didn't think it was possible for me to think any less of Jose Canseco, and then he goes and insults Cal Ripken Jr.

I used to live down the street from Canseco in Blackhawk, California. Trust me, it's possible to think less of him. That man is scum. We were so happy when he moved.

[Coop]

I do fondly recall that time when Canseco was playing outfield and the ball bounced off of his forehead and went over the fence for a ground-rule double (IIRC). I remember taking great pleasure in his embarassment and presumed headache.