and inside is a pearl that looks like a melon bread that looks like a brain....
Eww. Hideous.
Isn't the actual value of this pearl, well, nil? There's nothing inherently valuable about pearls, it's about their beauty, and this thing isn't beautiful. As a novelty or museum attraction, maybe it has value, but it's not something to kill for!
Oh my! It looks like Johnny Kerry..................
Or is that an ape i see..............
Old chewing gum?
Looks like the brain they carried around on the latter-day Mystery Science Theatre.
You know, it looks sort of like a mummified monkey head, nodding a little to the left.
I'll say it again. One ugly pearl.
Looks more like the 'Turd of Allah.'
How did they get that thing out of Teddy's skull to photograph it, and back in again without him noticing it?
Reminds me of the Michelin Man, too.