New Prehistoric Rock Carvings Discovered In Northern England

University Of Newcastle On Tyne/Eureka ^ | 1-14-2005 | Aron Mazel

[Salamander]

Have you noticed how -hard- it is to find photos of that mummified man on the net, of late? It seems as though the evidence is being reburied. The only place he shows up is on what seem to be "Aryan" websites:

I will never forget the Discover channel promos for the show.

As the sands blew away to reveal his face I thought to myself "Oh my God...it's a Celt!".

[PoorMuttly]

Me TOO !!!

...droozle, dreezle, drazzle, drome...

..........time for Muttly to go eat.

[Little Bill]

Spent the worst two weeks of my life in Newcastle On Tyne, when I worked for ICI. The beer was excellent, the people were drunk and surly, most of the time, and anti American. If I had a choice, I would rather spend two weeks in Lawrense Mass, the drug dealers and Illegals have better manners.

[blam]

"If I had a choice, I would rather spend two weeks in Lawrense Mass, the drug dealers and Illegals have better manners."

My heritage is English and my ex-mother-in-law was from England (Blackpool), terrible manners. (she hit me on the head with a vacuum cleaner pipe once when I went to her house to make-up with her daughter).

[blam]

"As the sands blew away to reveal his face I thought to myself "Oh my God...it's a Celt!"."

The oldest paper ever discovered in the world was in this area...and, it had Tocharian written on it...the language they are believed to have spoken. Tocharian is an Indo-European language that is closest related to ancient Celtic languages. (Case closed!)

[blam]

"As the sands blew away to reveal his face I thought to myself "Oh my God...it's a Celt!"."

The oldest paper ever discovered in the world was in this area...and, it had Tocharian written on it...the language they are believed to have spoken. Tocharian is an Indo-European language that is closest related to ancient Celtic languages. (Case closed!)

[Little Bill]

Did she have all of her teeth, dental hygiene in England is very bad, rotting teeth lead to ill humor. Look at Price Chuck, He has an Estate out side of the Town my Family vacated almost 400 years ago worth about $500 million, I bet he doesn't own a tooth brush.

[Lazamataz]

....proving that even prehistoric man knew about sperm and eggs.

[Lazamataz]

First translated phrase turned out to be: "For a good time, call XXXXX"

Next was, "Anybody that wants a XXXX, meet me here Thursday at 9 p.m."

I actually saw something like those exact two phrases on a bathroom wall once.

So I whipped out a permanent magic marker, and wrote, "I called the person at XXXXX and told them to meet you here Thursday at 9 p.m."

Just trying to do my little part in the grand scheme of things.

[Heatseeker]

It's world's oldest 33 rpm record...

Not so sure. If it's neolithic that'd mean 78 speed. I don't you get to 33's until the bronze age. So that'd rule out Brian Jones and the Ramones.

I say it's Muddy Waters. ;)

[PoorMuttly]

could be Robert Johnson.

Wrong haircut, I guess. Electric Mud album looks a little like it.

[Heatseeker]

I agree and am impressed with your superior archaeological expertise.

[PoorMuttly]

Muttly is a general expert.

Advanced Practioner of Neumanistic WhatMeWorryism.

[PoorMuttly]

Science is a beautiful thing.

[Salamander]

Ha!

[thanks for the info Blam. I'd never heard that before]

My surname is a variant of a proto/pan/Celtic deity name found in many forms literally everywhere in Europe and the Mediterranean.
That's how I got into this stuff in the first place many years ago....:))

[Salamander]

Actually, if you check the back of your PC sound card, you'll see a symbol that's identical to that and just as indecipherable.

[it's either "mic in" or "line in"...I could never tell]...;))

[Salamander]

I heard that if you play it backwards it says "Turn me on, dead man".

[yes...this thread *is* rapidly devolving into a theater of the absurd....and I *like* it!].....;))

[Drango]

Are any of those carvings in Times New Roman, 'cause if they are, cBS will report on 'em.

[Heatseeker]

LOL. BTW Salamander, if that picture of the gal with the red hair on your FR page is you, you probably don't want to read this thread about red hair being traced (supposedly) to Neanderthals. :)

[blam]

Read this:

The Neanderthal Theory