1 posted on
01/09/2005 8:42:48 AM PST by
miltonim
To: miltonim
2 posted on
01/09/2005 8:44:22 AM PST by
ChadGore
(VISUALIZE 62,019,003 Bush fans.)
To: miltonim
"This is a bloody football game!! WE are bloody hooligans!! RIOT!!!
3 posted on
01/09/2005 8:45:41 AM PST by
MikefromOhio
(Out of Baghdad!!!! But still boycotting boycotts)
To: miltonim
4 posted on
01/09/2005 8:45:55 AM PST by
al baby
(she stuned my little beeber)
To: miltonim
Wow! Looks like a stadium full of fools watching another exciting 0-0 football borefest.
To: miltonim
Take me out to the ball game. Take me out with the crowd....
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
6 posted on
01/09/2005 8:48:22 AM PST by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: miltonim
"Gee, I like this much better than 'Car Battery Day'"
7 posted on
01/09/2005 8:50:05 AM PST by
Slyfox
To: miltonim
Commentator: "...what's more the papers are full of reports of blancmanges appearing on soccer fields up and down the country - practising. This can only mean one thing!"
Voice Over (and CAPTION): 'THEY MEAN TO WIN THE WORLD CUP'
Charles: "They mean to win the World Cup!"
(Cut to commentator in his box.)
Commentator: " Well, here at the World Cup, it's been a most extraordinary week's Soccer. The blancmanges have swept the board, winning match after match..."
11 posted on
01/09/2005 8:56:51 AM PST by
mrsmith
To: miltonim
"Now THAT'S what I call FIRST CLASS HOOLIGANISM."
To: miltonim
Eurotrash!!
Pray for W and Our Troops
13 posted on
01/09/2005 9:14:20 AM PST by
bray
(The First of 4 More Years!)
To: miltonim
Ah, I see most of the crowd actually woke up. That's tough to do watching that particular "sport". But at least we know they won't have the "balls" to do that again.
14 posted on
01/09/2005 9:15:34 AM PST by
Jokelahoma
(Animal testing is a bad idea. They get all nervous and give wrong answers.)
To: miltonim
trials for new standard succerball after British NannyState outlaws standard succer balls for being tooo heavy/hard/dangerous and causing toooo many injuries.
15 posted on
01/09/2005 9:17:35 AM PST by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
To: miltonim; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
To: miltonim
The International Soccer League attempts to add excitement to the game with a slight rule change intended to increase scoring.
"We may have to tweak the rules a little further" said Hans Schmuckman, spokesman for ISL, after the London Hooliganians beat the Berlin Bruisiers 418 to 397.
17 posted on
01/09/2005 9:32:26 AM PST by
spinestein
(Relax. Don't worry. Have a home-brew. -Charlie Papazian.)
To: miltonim
"dodge ball has lately replaced the national sport, and beach balls have been utilized to lessen the possibility of 'boo-boos' or 'hurt feelings'."
19 posted on
01/09/2005 9:42:32 AM PST by
bitt
To: miltonim
Nice break ...
Yellow ball, one bank, cross side, leave for the blue.
Blue ball in end net, draw for green ball, masse' over red stripe, combine green stripe/green ball, one rail, side pocket, leave for clear ball, play stop for clear ball into end net, low left on cue for orange one bank back to end net,
Declare victory,
collapse and sleep in air mattress.
20 posted on
01/09/2005 10:39:52 AM PST by
knarf
(A place where anyone can learn anything ... especially that which promotes clear thinking.)
To: miltonim
This is what happens when you let the Teletubbies suit up.
24 posted on
01/09/2005 5:41:07 PM PST by
ShadowDancer
(Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.)
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