If not, Kerry will reveal that he saved John the Baptist from drowning while he was with a small group of Swift Boat Veterans who patrolled the Jordan River.
or maybe doug brinkley (who was known at perrysburg high school for being a bit of a cheat) will write a biography revealing that kerry really is in the LINE OF CHRIST....it could be called
THE KERRY CODE: WHAT YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT THE TRUTH OF JOHN KERRY'S ORIGINS: A MAN OF HONOR, ROYALTY, COURAGE AND DIVINITY"
it is revealed!"