My life took the turn after years of insider trading. It was thrilling and exciting, and I was getting away with stuff, ya know? Then, for some reason, it stopped being thrilling and exciting, so I started doing Home Decor, Flower Arrangements, and so forth but that still didn't give me that "high" I was accustomed to... Suddenly, I was on drugs, selling corsages out of the back of a van in Manhattan to feed my addiction...
It was a nightmare... < shudder >