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DFU SONG: In the Navy (vets who served with him sign letter against Kerry)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 5-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 05/03/2004 7:52:09 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - IN THE NAVY

Those who know him best have signed onto the letter
Telling what he's really like
They say he's unfit to ever be commander
They want John to take a hike

He used his short tour in planning out a future
Machiavellian, indeed
He got his first medal after much complaining
Not one drop of blood he'd bleed

In the Navy...he had put in his own request
In the Navy...the guy had really been a pest
In the Navy...he split and left his mates behind
In the Navy...other secrets we will find

In the Navy...he claimed his pals had cut off heads
In the Navy...they made sure moms and kids were dead
In the Navy...a bunch of BS we've been fed
In the Navy...Effin's Navy, Effin's Navy

After he came back, he turned against his country
'Cause of him more soldiers died
He and Hanoi Jane had done tremendous damage
Both of them should have been tried

Drunken killer lifeguard helped him in advancing
Yes, he had been Teddy's boy
He still needed one thing, that was lots of money
He became a widow's toy

In the Navy...he had put in his own request
In the Navy...the guy had really been a pest
In the Navy...he split and left his mates behind
In the Navy...other secrets we will find

In the Navy...he claimed his pals had cut off heads
In the Navy...they made sure innocents were dead
In the Navy...a bunch of BS we've been fed
In the Navy...Effin's Navy, Effin's Navy

In the Navy...he had put in his own request
In the Navy...the guy had really been a pest
In the Navy...he split and left his mates behind
In the Navy...other secrets we will find

In the Navy...he claimed his pals had cut off heads
In the Navy...they made sure innocents were dead
In the Navy...a bunch of BS we've been fed
In the Navy...Effin's Navy, Effin's Navy


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: drunklifeguard; kerry; machiavellian; purpleheart; unfit; unfittolead

1 posted on 05/03/2004 7:52:09 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: All
Another great cartoon from Linda --


2 posted on 05/03/2004 7:54:32 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland
excellent, thanks
3 posted on 05/03/2004 8:01:42 PM PDT by fatrat
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Press conference on Tuesday -- CLICK.
4 posted on 05/03/2004 8:08:26 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland
AHHH, YEAH!...THE 80s LIVES ON...THE VILLAGE PEOPLE!! :))
5 posted on 05/03/2004 8:19:28 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
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To: doug from upland
LOL!
6 posted on 05/03/2004 8:46:16 PM PDT by Kate of Spice Island
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To: doug from upland
That's a beaut,Doug!
7 posted on 05/03/2004 9:47:32 PM PDT by nopardons
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8 posted on 05/03/2004 10:29:37 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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9 posted on 05/03/2004 10:35:19 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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