Dear Dad:
I met this really wonderful and cute mongol girl named Jasmine. She says her parents were going to make her marry some tribal chief named Genghis somethingorother. Anyway she is really afraid of him. He made wild statements about how he would pursue her across all nations and would kill millions to have her. Yeah, you know the drill. Just another Mongol blowhard. Anyway, I really want to marry her and I am sure our religious differences won't amount to much. Write me soon.
Love - Tibby