[Publius6961]

Go Christian soldiers, board an airplane for the middle-east, TO WAR! No need to wait for a catholic to tell you what you ought to do.

Are you crazy?
They wouldn't let me take along my carry-on luggage: .50 cal sniper rifle or my hand grenades. What's the fun in that?

Maybe Swissair would allow it, their planes are already properly marked.
I'll get back to you.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Come on, blackmarket and what not. Heck I bet you could pick up near anything you wanted over there. Maybe even some-of-them-there elusive Weapons of Mass Destruction that we're everywhere once upon a time.