Meteor shards linked to massive extinction

International Herald Tribune ^ | 21 November 2003 | Kenneth Chang

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But volcanoes aren't mentioned in the bible either!

A pillar of fire by night and a staff by day. - Exodus

[Orion78]

Ok, So what about all the document cases where people witnessed falling meteors, then later found meteorite pieces in the area where they saw the meteorite land?

[U S Army EOD]

Volcanoes do not have off and on switches so they would have seen it in the day. Got you back.

[U S Army EOD]

They don't count because they make to much sense. Did you get my private message?

[Poohbah]

The extinction 250 million years ago, known as the Permian-Triassic boundary, was the largest extinction of all. More than 90 percent of species living in the oceans and 70 percent of those on land disappeared.

Where's the petroluem in Texas? The Permian Basin.

Where is President Bush from? Texas.

What is petroleum made from? Extinct organisms.

Bush obviously knew about the impending Permian-Triassic extinction. He and his Skull & Bones buddies arranged for a meteor impact that wiped out over 70% of species living on land. No doubt women and minority species were hardest hit. What was their motive for this massive war crime? OIL! Bush's Texas oil buddies arranged for the Permian-Triassic extinction, just to ensure that they would be able to drill for oil!

NO IRIDIUM FOR OIL! (c8

[U S Army EOD]

Gee, I didn't know that, is it really true? That couldn't have possibly happened because these rocks never hit the ground. I guess the rocks do hit something when they are effected by the gravitational pull of the Earth, but according to this thread they don't hit the ground. They hit oceans, mountains, deserts, but never the ground, its right here so it has to be right.

Bush being behind all of this explains everything.

[Poohbah]

I'm afraid to post that rant at Democrat Underground. They might be stupid enough to believe it.

[VadeRetro]

What is petroleum made from? Extinct organisms.

Soylent Green^TM, on the other hand ...

[U S Army EOD]

Actually you may jest, but they would. Remember the Gulf Oil of Tokin incident. I almost choked when I heard that.

[U S Army EOD]

No the Soylent Green is consumed. It is kind of like a recycleing program for people if you get what I mean.

[PatrickHenry]

Ok, So what about all the document cases where people witnessed falling meteors, then later found meteorite pieces in the area where they saw the meteorite land?

What about all the "documented" cases where a girl says she was walking in a field by herself and a god appeared and put her in a trance and had his way with her. And then she has this baby. You believe her, don't you? She's a good girl. No one can refuse the gods. I just know you believe her, because you believe stories about rocks falling from the sky.

[Poohbah]

"Gulf Oil of Tonkin?"

Way cute, dOOd. Especially since it was a Democrat that lied through his teeth about the original Gulf of Tonkin incident.

[Mr. Mojo]

if craters don't come from meteors, then where do you suppose the craters on the Earth and the Moon and Mars and Venus and Mercury come from?

Satan did it to deceive us, tricky bastard that he is. Meteors, fossils, dinosaur bones ......yep, he's quite a little devil ;)

[Orion78]

LOL, that reminds me of an article in The Onion I saw a while back. "Satans Bones found in Utah" and the picture on the front was of a dinosaur skull. I would post it, but I don't think we are allowed to post Onion stuff here anymore. =/

[Orion78]

There is a lot of difference between believe the word of a single person, and the word of hundreds of witnesses and actual meteorites that you can pull from the ground and test.

[Mr. Mojo]

There's no use attempting to convincing PH ......it wouldn't surprise me if he's a Ptolemist, as well .....and an Ussherist.

[PatrickHenry]

There is a lot of difference between believe the word of a single person, and the word of hundreds of witnesses and actual meteorites that you can pull from the ground and test.

I can get you thousands of witnesses that they were confused by butterfly ballots and kept from the polls by racist cops, and Gore really won the election. And I can show you the ballots too! Whoopie!!

Better not go outdoors without wearing a steel helmet. I hear that rocks are falling from the sky.

[Orion78]

"Better not go outdoors without wearing a steel helmet. I hear that rocks are falling from the sky."

Did you hear that? Tell me, should I wear the steel helmet under or over my tin foil one? ;)

[PatrickHenry]

Opinions vary. Try it both ways, and do whatever works best for you. In other words, be scientific.

[VadeRetro]

It is kind of like a recycleing program for people if you get what I mean.

Now we need to prove the Knights-Templars and Rosicrucians are behind it all.