[Semper Paratus]

Is he saying the sun is like a patrushka doll?

[<1/1,000,000th%]

This article is too incoherent to know what he means.

[flying Elvis]

It's like an ogre, it has many layers.

[katana]

The Russian word for the nesting dolls is "Matryoshka". "Patrushka" is probably the Russian word for inflatable companion.