Howard Stern Blasting Lesle Moonves NOW!!!

Self | November 3, 2003 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Anybody listening to Howard Stern now? If you live on the Left Coast, PLEASE tape the show starting a little after 10 AM to get an accurate transcript to post here. Anyway, Howard is NOW blasting Moonves BIGTIME. He is goofing on Moonves and his girlfriend, Julie Chen by imitating Moonves saying, "Julie, come over here and service me NOW!" Howard is also playing clips of Moonves as he is goofing on him. One of the things Moonves says on the clip is how proud he is of the Hallmark production of their TV movies (thus giving lie to Hallmark's claim that they have nothing to do with "The Reagans.")

Howard is saying that Moonves is angling for Sumner Redstone's job and that Moonves doesn't even try to pretend to be friendly to him anymore.

Just said that sometimes Moonves bangs his girlfriend and calls her "Connie" and that she likes it. Also making fun of Moonves' rattling teeth. Now imitating Moonves: "You can host a show---Just bang me!"

Howard now saying he is sure he will be getting a call from somebody to lay off Les but he's NOT doing it.

[Mudboy Slim]

Hallmark's MEAT...MUD

[Incorrigible]

Thanks!

[Timesink]

Last night, just to be self-masochistic, I watched a good chunk of the 3-hour live orgy of self-congratulation that was the CBS 75th Anniversary celebration. Two things really stood out for me:

1) A scarily high percentage of CBS's biggest stars over the decades - and I'm talking entertainment here, not news - have been people that ended up becoming major liberal activists (or, at least, a scarily high percentage of the people CBS wanted to showcase last night): Mike Farrell, Alan Alda, Rob Reiner, Ed Asner, Candace Bergen ... so many I lost count. But for this thread, that's not as important as #2:

2) At the end of the CBS News fellatio segment, they brought out all the top tier of CBS News personnel onto the stage, over a dozen people. These were all the members of the Old Guard that aren't already dead, the top tier of what was once, a very long time ago, one of the premier journalism outlets in America: everyone from 60 Minutes and 60 Minutes II, Dan Rather, Walter Cronkite, Lesley Stahl, etc ... and all the way over on the end, sticking out like a sore thumb, was Julie Chen. She was probably the only person on stage under the age of 55, and it was just so obvious that she didn't belong there.

The part of her brain that handles shame impulses must be damaged.

[RJL]

The part of her brain that handles shame impulses must be damaged.

A big part of being a liberal is having no sense of shame.

[PJ-Comix]

Did you hear the audio of Howard imitating Moonves rutting Julie Chen like a dog in heat? HILARIOUS!!!

[Timesink]

Did you hear the audio of Howard imitating Moonves rutting Julie Chen like a dog in heat? HILARIOUS!!!

I just played it. "I've got the teeth of a 19-year-old!" "Oh, me so horny!" BWA-HA-HAAAA!

[StriperSniper]

Site's noted and will download tonight.

CD already burned bump! ;-)

[PJ-Comix]

I'm already playing it for a FIFTH time. I LOVE listening to this audio. I can't wait to hear what happens tommorrow. I'm sure Moonves is already going BONKERS over this broadcast and there will probably be a lot of pressure on Howard to lay off Moonves but he WON'T. Howard doesn't give a damn if they fire him. They still have to pay him on the remainder of his contract.

[NYCVirago]

I had to pass this CBS monstrosity on the way to work last night. There were literally three blocks worth of limos parked on 34th Street, and average people weren't allowed to park there. And the traffic was abysmal. Typical -- limousine liberals gathering together, and preventing the little people like me from getting to work on time!

[Timesink]

I don't think Moonves has the power to fire Howard. If I understand the Viacom org chart correctly, Infinity, which owns Howard's station and his syndication contract, is an entity on an equal level with, but separate from, CBS. All of the CBS radio stations were shunted over to Infinity when Viacom ate CBS, and "CBS" the company now only controls the TV network.

So Moonie Boy could conceivably make things a little uncomfortable for Howard if he could get Redstone or Karmazin to get involved (one very big "if" considering how important Howard is financially to Infinity), but otherwise, Les can't touch Howard.

[PJ-Comix]

...otherwise, Les can't touch Howard.

GREAT!!! Pour it on him, Howard!!!

[MissouriForBush]

You can also find the prude patrol over at threads about banning Halloween.

[Southack]

Total for this search: $17,500

Contributor	Occupation	Date	Amount	Recipient
MOONVES, LESLIE LOS ANGELES,CA 90036	CBS TELEVISION	2/11/1998	$1,000	Daschle, Tom
MOONVES, LESLIE LOS ANGELES,CA 90036	CBS TELEVISION	8/7/1998	$500	Bayh, Evan
MOONVES, LESLIE LOS ANGELES,CA 90036	CBS TELEVISION	10/14/1998	$1,000	Hollings, Ernest F
MOONVES, LESLIE LOS ANGELES,CA 90049	CBS	1/23/1998	$500	Green, Mark
MOONVES, LESLIE LOS ANGELES,CA 90067		4/29/1997	$1,000	Kerry, John
MOONVES, LESLIE LOS ANGELES,CA 90067	CBS	4/30/1997	$1,000	Leahy, Patrick J
MOONVES, LESLIE LOS ANGELES,CA 90067	CBS	4/30/1997	$1,000	Leahy, Patrick J
MOONVES, LESLIE LOS ANGELES,CA 90067	CBS ENTERTAINMENT	4/11/1997	$1,000	Gephardt, Richard A
MOONVES, LESLIE LOS ANGELES,CA 90067	CBS TELEVISION	3/30/1998	$500	Gordon, Barry
MOONVES, LESLIE LOS ANGELES,CA 90036	CBS ENTERTAINMENT	9/30/1996	$1,000	Paxon, Bill
MOONVES, LESLIE LOS ANGELES,CA 90049	CBS ENTERTAINMENT	9/27/1995	$1,000	Clinton, Bill
MOONVES, LESLIE LOS ANGELES,CA 90049	CBS ENTERTAINMENT	7/24/1996	$500	Levin, Carl
MOONVES, LESLIE LOS ANGELES,CA 90067	CBS ENTERTAINMENT	9/28/1995	$500	Gordon, Barry
MOONVES, LESLIE LOS ANGELES,CA 90067	CBS ENTERTAINMENT	4/2/1996	$500	Gordon, Barry
MOONVES, LESLIE LOS ANGELES,CA 90067	CBS INC	8/16/1996	$1,000	Democratic Congressional Campaign Cmte
MOONVES, LESLIE LOS ANGELES,CA 90067	SAVITSKY SATIN GEI	3/22/1996	$500	Sanders, Charles A
MOONVES, LESLIE MR LOS ANGELES,CA 90067	CBS ENTERTAINMENT	11/4/1996	$5,000	Democratic National Committee

[Southack]

Total for this search: $2,000

Contributor	Occupation	Date	Amount	Recipient
MOONVES, LESLIE LOS ANGELES,CA 90067	CBS INC	11/12/1999	$1,000	Lieberman, Joseph I
MOONVES, LESLIE MS LOS ANGELES,CA 90049	CBS	4/7/1999	$1,000	Gore, Al

[hchutch]

Well, well, what do we have here...

$2,000 to Senator Leaky!

[Southack]

No, Senator "Leaky" is Patrick Leahy, known for leaking a Senate Intelligence Report that ended up getting an American agent killed in Russia.

Lieberman ain't Leahy!

[Southack]

Oh, you responded to the wrong post #...I see now.

[contessa machiaveli]

howard doesn't like hypocrites and moonves is one of the biggest.
stern backed arnold and in general likes the job bush is doing...and don't underestimate the political clout he has with his listeners. he'll probably leave radio once mel karmazin is pushed out by redstone in favor of little leslie moonves.

[hchutch]

Somehow, I don't think Moonves is going to make it to that job. :)

[contessa machiaveli]

redstone doesn't particularly like mel karmazin and moonves is known as being conniving and somewhat ruthless, but he's going to have to duke it out with tom freston who's wonderful products include the cultural icon known as MTV.

BTW, have you noticed sumner redstone's plastic surgery? he looks like an old lady. it's laughable.