[shaggy eel]

and how the Bikini Bottom Community Association asked you to move your toilet outside the Bermuda Triangle City Limits, because all those sunken ships and UFOs were impeding the normal flow of traffic...and the Article turns out to be about you anyway!

,,, I was determined the "build it and they'll come" strategy would work for me.

[PoorMuttly]

...can't argue with success, shaggy.

Have you heard that our old buddy Bert has somehow triggered a gigantic solar storm to disrupt global communications and stuff...?

I wonder if we should take up temporary residence in one of those crashed UFOs you're collecting down there...that is...if you promise to control your bodily eel-missions until after the aurora passes upstairs...