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Were you at the top of your class at Harvard Law School? Did you clerk for a Supreme Court Justice? Were you the longest-serving Solicitor General in your state's history? Did you win Bush vs. Gore?

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No, But

Almost everyone who ever knew me or worked with me not only respected me but liked me

“Lyin” would never have been described as one off my character traits

In college never snuck around the opposite sex dorm doing weird things and making people feel creepy and having my college and grad school classmates say “NO WAY” when I ran for president

I never cut the cheese in a hotel room with Amanda Carpenter

I never ate a booger on live TV

There are no rumors all over Capitol Hill about “The thing” - that I’ve had multiple sexual partners

I would never pay Carly Fiorina’s campaign $500,000 with no reasonable explanation but just coincidentally during a bimbo eruption cleanup ordered by my spouse - and then hide behind Carly’s pantsuit (and my wife and mother) in the few days after a damaging tabloid report was leaked- which I failed to file lawsuit against

The cops never picked up my distraught spouse sitting by a highway

I never held Canadian citizenship while running for the US Senate

No question whatsoever about where my parents were born and why there would be a picture of my father handing out handing pro-Castro tracts with US communists in New Orleans

I don’t think I would ever give John Roberts a run for the money as being the Justice most likely to form legal opinions affected by fears of blackmail

Truly I don’t think Trump has unlimited political capital to spend with Congress and using on nominating an UNVETTED Ted Cruz for the USSC, mostly to appease his ego and squelch a future disastrous GOP presidential campaign would be a waste of it, imho

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Did you write Bush’s Amnesty papers? Is your wife a member of the CFR with open borders positionings? Did you lie about being a Canadian citizen and only change it after you were sworn in as Senator? Are you a Bushbot with Neil Bush on your presidential team? Did you lie about Ben Carson in Iowa and coordinate with CNN to cover your tracks? Did you pretend to be a Tea Partier while really just shilling for RoveRINOs with your impotent Senate grandstanding? Did you backstab Sarah Pain for endorsing Trump?

Cruz for dogcatcher. In NewCuba.