Trump should say something like "I got a call from my friend Tommy Falk, runs Kimberly Clark out in Wisconsin. Terrific guy, great corporation! Anyway, Tommy says 'listen Donald, I'll give a million dollars to the Marine Corps Scholarship Foundation for every time you say the word "Depends" during your first debate with Hillary.'"
Then he can say "only joking, only joking here folks. Jeez, you've gotta lighten up out there."
Those are both GREAT ideas, guys! Please do contact the Trump campaign with them!