Linus: Donald Trump will eventually be done in by his own hubris and will soon drop out of the race. All the media is saying this. Then Ben Carson will claim to have been abducted by aliens as a youth and he will be driven from the race. Then later tonight, Jebbie Bush will come rising out of this pumpkin patch and he will take his rightful place as the nominee of the Republican Party. Karl Rove told me this personally.Sally Brown: Do you really think Karl Rove is trustworthy? He has already blown hundreds of millions of dollars of other people's money and has not been correct on anything for years.
Linus: I'm telling you, tonight the Great Jebbie Bush will rise out of the pumpkin patch. He will fly through the air, riding a large turtle, and will shower us with guacamole flavored treats. Then he will go back in time to 1889, shoot the baby Hitler, and return in glory as a hero. World War II and the Cold War will never have happened. We will then truly have peace for our time.
Sally Brown: That's a good story.
Linus: You mean you don't believe me? I thought little girls always believed everything that was told to them. I thought little girls were innocent and trusting.
Sally Brown: I've had it with Karl Rove, the GOPe, the establishment media and all their lies. This year, I am going to vote for somebody different. This year, I am not going to vote for the RINO.