A Presidential version of a subway series, if Trump is the Republican nominee. Brooklyn's Sanders vs. Queens' Trump. Stranger things have happened, e.g. Barack Hussein Obama as a two term President.
Few if any “r”’s at the end of their words, “th”s becoming “d”’s, and nasal intonations.
Weird thing is, I could live with the idea of Sanders as the nominee. He's never let anyone define him. Debates between Trump and Sanders could educate the nation on what the US is supposed to represent.