[South40]

I have family members who have debated who should be the first female American president. Some say Hillary, some say Michelle. Yes, they are that liberal and that stupid.

[jonascord]

I’m going to assume those family members are under 24/7 care, and wear bike helmets and boxing gloves, as a precaution...

[RipSawyer]

I have heard of that debate, to me it sounds like arguing over whether it is preferable to be eaten alive by a twelve foot alligator or a sixteen foot crocodile.