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After Sarah: The Next Palin Is in Your Pigsty
The Daily Beast ^ | January 29, 2015 | James Poulos

Posted on 01/29/2015 3:26:12 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet

The Embarracuda is finished. Where will her peeps go? To one obvious successor. She may not field dress a moose, but she castrates pigs.

Before the 2016 campaign for president could even begin in earnest, the greatest political romance of our times has already died. And it could make all the difference next November.

In a turn that was perhaps inevitable but nonetheless remarkable, Sarah Palin delivered a hyped-up speech (at Iowa's high-profile Freedom Summit) that drew disappointing reviews from within her own base of support.

To the surprise of no one, Palin's critics blew a gasket straining to capture the extent of their contempt for the warmed-over address. An apparent TelePrompTer malfunction -- the nightmare of pols ten times more polished and canny than Palin -- only added to their sense of gleeful horror.

But with her rambling rehash of familiar tropes and postures, Palin finally outlasted the patience and goodwill of her own core constituency -- the red-meat grassroots and the movement conservative media. Without any infrastructure, without any institutional platform, Palin could always count on her brand of performance art to put going rogue back in vogue. No longer.

Small-time soap opera, you say. End of an error. Actually, this is a big deal. Because the Palin phenomenon -- the popularity, the opportunism, the branding, and, yes, the politics -- all arose from a single source. Palin's importance wasn't as a new kind of conservative, ideologically speaking. It was as a new kind of politician.

There had never been a Republican or a Democrat with Palin's combination of personality, character, youthfulness, and very specifically gendered sort of sex. Even to the critics, she didn't come off as a pencil-necked weenie like Bobby Jindal or a sound-body-sound-mind orthogonian like Paul Ryan.

Being a woman helped. But, to borrow a line of analysis from critical theory, Palin wasn't gendered the same way as other political women, in any party. She was no granny in a pantsuit, like Elizabeth Dole or Hillary Clinton. She doesn't come off as fustily professional as Carly Fiorina or Meg Whitman. Palin's character type can never be a career politician because she's not even a career woman, in that stereotypical manner now apotheosized by Yahoo’s Marissa Meyer.

Palin's life experience mattered because it betokened the entry into politics of a new kind of woman -- equally into sports, guns, and kids. Palin's character type eventually appeared to exist everywhere across the vast red swath of the American interior. Conservatives have long understood in what complex way their youthful women could be masculine without losing the femininity. (Tocqueville bemusedly praised American ladies' "manly virtue.") The revolution was in a conservative woman mobilizing that naturally grown manner in the arena of national politics.

However you choose to slice and dice gender identities, you must admit that Palin's success arose from her own — and that losing her appeal in spite of it, much like earning an F in English, took a lot of willpower to pull off.

The failure was on glaring display when the right-leaning Washington Examiner went in search of praise for Palin's prospects, but notable figures in the conservative mediasphere balked. Red-state stalwarts like HotAir's Ed Morrissey sighed that her speech "wasn't well prepared”; Gabriel Malor at Ace of Spades HQ said simply: "She is done."

Voices like these, once locked into mutual admiration with the rogue Republican who decried the “lamestream” media, can't by themselves consign Palin to the political scrapheap. As they freely admit, however, the grassroots has "generally moved on," too, in the words of Ben Domenech (whose website, The Federalist, I have written for).

So the essential question for 2016 is where, or whom, they'll move on to. The tea party ethos that Palin helped midwife may be protean and loosely organized, but it hasn't weakened much as a political force. This year's crop of presumptive Republican candidates offers the conservative base its strongest, broadest, and most credible choices ever. Domenech could plausibly suggest to the Examiner that contenders with an outsider appeal, such as Gov. Scott Walker Or Sen. Ted Cruz, were well positioned to attract and energize Palin's former constituency.

But character type is deeper, and it’s prior to politics. The true heir to Palin's constituency will be a woman. How could it be otherwise?

It's a question not lost on the Republican elite, which is smart enough to know there is no real reason Palin's character type can't be brought into a more establishmentarian alignment. Enter Iowa Sen. Joni Ernst — servicewoman, heartland heroine, and the no-brainer choice to respond to the president's State of the Union on behalf of the whole Republican Party. Even a pig-castrating farm girl, you see, can find her way into the arms of such king- and queen-makers as Mitt Romney.

To her credit, Ernst possesses far more discipline than Palin, whose taste for guns did not extend into a longing for the military life. But if the whiff of the establishment gets too strong around her, the base will balk -- just ask Marco Rubio. And the jilted Palin constituency will be up for grabs again.


TOPICS: Iowa; Parties; U.S. Senate
KEYWORDS: getpalin; hatersgonnahate; joniernst; memebuilding; palin; palinhate; pds; rubio; tedcruz; wtf
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I stopped reading after the second line.

This guy’s writing style is like a mental patient who escaped, got drunk, and then smoked crack.


41 posted on 01/29/2015 4:51:46 PM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (Everytime the cash register rings in a gun store, a Founding Father gets his wings.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Anyone get the impression that a Soros/Obama/Stalin-esque Press Release went out not long ago to push a bash-Palin and Cruz meme into the public consciousness from the beltway?????

If not, anyone care to answer how this Moronic Schmuck writes essentially the same thing this Turd Blossom Paulos Prick wrote here ??

The GOP's Long Love Affair With Schmucks

42 posted on 01/29/2015 5:06:57 PM PST by INVAR ("Fart for liberty, fart for freedom and fart proudly!" - Benjamin Franklin)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

They had better be careful ... Sarah may decide to castrate The Daily Beast which then would become The Daily Wuss!


43 posted on 01/29/2015 5:14:40 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (Benghazi Clinton killed 4 & injured a dozen as SOS, imagine what she could do as CinC.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Sarah Palin is so far beyond their grasp it is laughable. This guy can’t possibly sort it out. It’s never been about speeches so speeches can’t kill it. What Sarah has is character and an honest love for her country. No wonder they’re baffled.


44 posted on 01/29/2015 5:20:15 PM PST by Hugh the Scot ( Total War)
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To: MeshugeMikey; 2ndDivisionVet; digger48

45 posted on 01/29/2015 6:01:54 PM PST by Wyrd bið ful aræd ("We are condemned by men who are themselves condemned" -- The Most Reverend Marcel Lefebvre)
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To: Kickass Conservative

Or he just stared..............and went to town with the deadly 2 handed double deuce two stroke.....


46 posted on 01/29/2015 6:14:49 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd

SEPARATED AT BIRTH....but clearly not nearly far enough.

the muppet looks a tad like one of those two women who got in a fight after both visiting their prisoner boyfriend at the same time...


47 posted on 01/29/2015 6:24:51 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd

Excellent!

I was trying to think of who he looked like.


48 posted on 01/29/2015 6:27:06 PM PST by digger48
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

“You decide”

Nothing to do with Nixon, but but the term “effete snob” came to mind.


49 posted on 01/29/2015 6:59:19 PM PST by haroldeveryman (t)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

What happened to his neck muscles? Were they surgically removed? I guess body piercing and tattooing just aren’t edgy enough anymore /s


50 posted on 01/29/2015 8:15:04 PM PST by Frank_2001
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To: MeshugeMikey

That picture just made my gaydar go into overload


51 posted on 01/30/2015 4:05:49 AM PST by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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