Posted on 09/18/2014 7:25:16 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
I think algore would make a fine contender for the dem candidate in 2016; he has the clown vote sewn up..
Who is this Al Gore fellow, anyway?
Climate Skepticism Will Haunt Republicans in 2016
ROTFLOL!
Is there ANYTHING that global warming cant do!
BTW, heres a little tune I wrote. Its called Global Warming and its sung to the tune of Monorail
Lyle Lanley:
You know, a town with moneys a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.
(everyone laughs except Homer who at first doesnt get the joke)
Homer:
Heh-heh, mule.
Lyle Lanley:
The names Lanley, Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatestAw, its not for you. Its more a Shelbyville idea.
Mayor Quimby:
Now, wait just a minute. Were twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Just tell us your idea and well vote for it.
Lyle Lanley:
All right. Ill tell you what Ill do. Ill show you my idea. I give you the Springfield Global Warming!
(everyone gasps)
Ive sold Global Warmings to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, theres nothin on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car Global Warming! Whatd I say?
Ned Flanders:
Global Warming!
Lyle Lanley:
Whats it called?
Patty and Selma:
Global Warming.
Lyle Lanley:
Thats right!
Global Warming!
Cast:
Global Warming...Global Warming...Global Warming... (continue over the following lyrics)
Miss Hoover:
I hear those things are awfully loud.
Lyle Lanley:
It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu:
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley:
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney Gumble:
What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley:
Youll be given cushy jobs.
Grampa Simpson:
Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley:
No, good sir, Im on the level.
Chief Wiggum:
The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley;
Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear, its Springfields only choice!
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All:
Global Warming...
Lyle Lanley:
Whats it called?
Global Warming...
Once again!
Global Warming!
Marge:
But Main Streets still all cracked and broken.
Bart:
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All:
Global Warming...
Global Warming!!!!!!!!!
Global Warming!!
Global Warming!!!!!
Homer:
GlobalDoh!
Did Gore make his silly comments while flying on his private jet or did he make those comments from one of his mansions?
He was right he could scam his fellow Marxists out of $300 million.
Pray America wakes
Oh, wow....hurricane Sandy.
Like a hurricane NEVER hit the New York area before.
I guess Gore never heard of the hurricane in the 1930’s that was a category 3 and devastated Long Island and southern New England.
Al Gore should be in a straight jacket. He is insane.
Doesn’t algore© weigh over 300 pounds now?
If there was an ‘Animal Farm’ pig, Al’s it.
Why is he aloud to even talk in public? He should be in a prison taking one for the climate asswipe’s team!!
Gore-bull is an a-hat.
He would sell his children to a Bangladesh whor%house if the price was right.
Al, if moderate voters really held the balance, Barack Obama would still be a state senator.
When a liberal rants about the conservative idiots that don’t believe in climate change, I’ve discovered the most effective response is — “I will believe climate change is real when Al Gore, Tom Steyer, the Hollywood stars and other wealthy climate change advocates do three things. First start using public or human powered transportation exclusively. This means sell their private jets and limos and use their feet, bicycles, busses, trains, and commercial aircraft to get where they want to go. Second sell their multiple energy consuming mansions and move into a single small homes or apartments with zero carbon footprint and 100% of the energy supplied by renewable resources 24 hours per day. Third they invest 100% of their personal fortunes in companies producing renewable energy with the caveat these companies receive no direct or indirect funding or subsidies from any government body. When these wealthy advocates for climate change science walk the talk, and put their own lifestyles and money on the line, I’ll believe. “
I have yet to receive a response to the above statement .
One of my earliest memories was being pulled to the polls THROUGH THE SNOW ON A SLED by my neighbor’s mother so she could vote in the Eisenhower-Truman election in 1952. The odds are much higher that the Democrats will be haunted by such an early snow storm in 2016 than the Republicans being haunted by Catastrophic Global Warming.
Global Warming on Free Republic
Could be, I guess. I know ManBearPig certainly seems undead to me, so a haunting doesn't seem too far beyond reason.
Oh, would that it were so. I'm pretty sure it's actually lilly-livered country club surrender monkeys.
Hard to watch people go insane.
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