Enclosed you will find a copy of the FR ButtHurt form.
Feel free to mark as many reasons as you like to explain why you have just been Zotted from THE Premier Conservative Internet Forum/Website.
Do not worry if your responses contradict each other, since your preferred candidate for President in 2016 has made himself famous for his habit of "talking out both sides of his mouth".
You and your Zotted and smoldering tush, along with your preferred candidate, are now fading into the distance of time and space, like a nasty pothole on a country road.
