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Lodwick ^ | March 5, 2002 | Lodwick

[WIMom]

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Lodwick's decisions are final!

[Quix]

And when he's worn out,
I just don't have a thing
to think with.

Y'all know how it is
and how IS, IS.

[Physicist]

To the end of his days, Clinton was haunted by the shadow of his own bent phallus, which followed him wherever he went.

[Neets]

"There was a crooked man..who had a crooked..."

[HarryDunne]

1. My wife went to DC, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
2. I wonder what I'll get for Father's Day this year.
3. Oh, I get it now... >sigh<

[sweetliberty]

CLINTON: "Some advisor YOU turned out to be!"

[Quix]

Yeah, well, HE'S SO STUPID,
we fight over "IS ready"
ALL the time. . .
He still can't quite wrap
his mind or anything else
around IS guilty. But hey, me?
I never turn down a good turn
by a pretty intern.

[FryingPan101]

I used to have a ball.

[Eastbound]

"Dang battery went dead on my voice-activated zipper! Durn!"

[Go Gordon]

Why is that finger pointing at the top of Monica's head?

[WIMom]

Didn't Monica work on his staff?

[WIMom]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[Phantom Lord]

Upon reading the news that Paula Jones will replace Amy Fisher in a boxing match against figure skating thug Tonya Harding, Willard raises his head and responds "maybe this time she will kiss it."

[Uncle George]

This should have been moved to "BENDING NEWS" not breaking news.

[anniegetyourgun]

"I went to the Democrat National Convention and all I got was this stupid t-shirt"

[Chad Fairbanks]

Of course... however, I think Bill was a micro-manager... ;0)

[Labyrinthos]

"Is that a pickle in my pocket or are you just happy to be my weanie."

[Gaston]

It depends on what the word "with" means.

[farmfriend]

Humor break.

[lodwick]

You guys are way too funny! Sitting here spewing coffee and LMAO - Thanks and keep it up, so to speak.

[WIMom]

My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling
Chuck Berry

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling