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Calling Jerry Springer....
1 posted on 02/27/2002 7:14:48 AM PST by chance33_98
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Investigators said that they also found the Patricks' nine children and four grandchildren.

Found them where? Are they alive?

2 posted on 02/27/2002 7:16:48 AM PST by Ward Smythe
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I bet this gets REALLY ugly.
3 posted on 02/27/2002 7:17:11 AM PST by AppyPappy
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that's nasty.
4 posted on 02/27/2002 7:17:45 AM PST by krb
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as a florida resident let me tell you central florida is very backwoods and rednecky(i dont know if thats is a word but it fits) alot of people who dont live here dont realize that it not all disney world and hip like miami
5 posted on 02/27/2002 7:18:54 AM PST by TheRedSoxWinThePennant
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Samuel Patrick has been arrested on incest charges.

So I guess the sister/wife/whatever hasn't been accused of incest?

7 posted on 02/27/2002 7:20:32 AM PST by thesharkboy
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12 posted on 02/27/2002 7:23:49 AM PST by aomagrat
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My sister kisses reeal good....Banjo's please....and a one and a two....(theme from deliverance starts here)
19 posted on 02/27/2002 7:41:50 AM PST by Delbert
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Oh yuck...excuse me while I get sick...
22 posted on 02/27/2002 7:50:52 AM PST by homeschool mama
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Investigators said that they also found the Patricks' nine children and four grandchildren.

Did they find the blind kid with the banjo too?

24 posted on 02/27/2002 7:56:31 AM PST by ThreeYearLurker
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Wait a minute- if they have "nine children and four grandchildren", isn't it a little LATE to worry about filing incest charges???
28 posted on 02/27/2002 8:05:38 AM PST by RANGERAIRBORNE
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Oh, I see, it's Florida. Figures.
29 posted on 02/27/2002 8:07:38 AM PST by Saundra Duffy
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Their family tree doesn't fork.
32 posted on 02/27/2002 8:14:24 AM PST by Ditter
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Why does the "Home" episode of "The X-Files" suddenly spring to mind?
39 posted on 02/27/2002 8:36:18 AM PST by Darth Sidious
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"Damn! There go 15 Democrat voters!"

-- Tom Daschle

41 posted on 02/27/2002 8:39:56 AM PST by pabianice
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After sucessfully coupling the girl said to her brother "You know you make love a lot better than daddy". The boy - thanked her and said "Yea - that's what ma said".
45 posted on 02/27/2002 9:32:38 AM PST by sandydipper
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Hey, isn’t this the couple that were really twins, only one of them was a hermaphrodite, so that he/she had both sex organs and was able to ... well you know... get romantic with its sister. Oh ya, and weren't their parents really their mother and grandfather... so let’s see… what would that make for the kid in the coffin- a total of 5 genes all together?

P.S: If you have sex with yourself, and say get yourself pregnant, is that incest or just parsimony? What ratings share on late night TV would that be worth?

49 posted on 02/27/2002 10:55:02 AM PST by US admirer
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Here's a photo of the proud papa.

With credits to Registered, as I lifted this from his trailer trash thread. YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWWW!

54 posted on 02/27/2002 12:56:50 PM PST by Hoosier Patriot
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