[Publius]

...this fat hippo woman...

She is not a "fat hippo woman". She is a Person of Size.

[GussiedUp]

She is a Person of considerable Size

snicker! I couldn't resist!

[summer]

Or, as the sensitive male owner of the following web site knows, she is "large and lovely" -- and, there is a potential mate waiting for her at www.largeandlovely.com

[Orangedog]

She is not a "fat hippo woman". She is a Person of Size.

This woman wanting to teach jazzercise makes about as much sense as G. Gordon Liddy becoming the spokesman for The Hair Club For Men.