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Posted on 02/08/2002 7:10:46 AM PST by Texas Mom

Dear Liberal:

Thank you for your recent whiney-assed letter criticizing the treatment of the Taliban and El Queda detainees being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. And, we sincerely appreciate that you've already copied Hillary.

As part of the Administration's Liberal Empathy Training Program, you'll be pleased to learn that the Administration has decided to place one detainee under your exclusive care. Your detainee is scheduled to be delivered to your personal residence on Monday. The detainee is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you strongly recommended in your letter of admonishment. It will be necessary that you hire your own caretakers.

We will also conduct weekly inspections, of course, to assure that your detainee is actually being cared for in the manner you personally prescribed.

His meal requirements are simple, but we strongly suggest using menus that do not require utensils. While he does bite, the rabies test was negative, although he does have a bad case of body lice that we haven't completely remedied.

Although he is sociopathic and very psychotic, we do welcome your promised efforts to overcome that "attitudinal problem" with your promised counseling and home schooling.

He's extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or light bulb. We do not suggest that you ask him to demonstrate these proficiencies at your next bridge party.

He also has the ability to make a variety of lethal bombs from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, notwithstanding that it may conflict with your moral values or disrupt your maid's daily routine.

Please heed the large orange notice attached to your detainee's cage."Does not play well with others".

Your detainee generally bathes quarterly, with the change of seasons, assuming that it rains, and washes his clothes simultaneously. That should help with your water bill.

Be assured, your detainee absolutely loves pets of all kinds, but is especially fond of cats and dogs. He prefers them roasted.

You take good care of our detainee now.

Sincerely,
George Dubya Bush


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We will also conduct weekly inspections, of course, to assure that your detainee is actually being cared for in the manner you personally prescribed.

I know. This isn't a news item but I received it yesterday and have been LOL ever since.

1 posted on 02/08/2002 7:10:46 AM PST by Texas Mom
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To: Texas Mom
The trouble is, the liberals are already harboring terrorists and can't afford to take in more.
2 posted on 02/08/2002 7:15:51 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants
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To: Blood of Tyrants
Yes, they can harbor them without taking them in their homes.
3 posted on 02/08/2002 7:18:03 AM PST by Texas Mom
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To: Texas Mom
ROFLMAO!!!! This is a keeper. I love it! Too funny! And an absolutely perfect response. Would love the Washington Times to print this baby.....LOL oh LOL! Perhaps Rush will read it...or Sean....this has got to make the rounds...it is too funny to let it fall into the great cyber abyss.
4 posted on 02/08/2002 7:20:44 AM PST by Republic
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To: Texas Mom
Great post! Although I have a very high opinion of my ability on a keyboard; I have to admit that I cannot hold a candle to the author of this. My hat is off to him or her.

MARK A SITY
http://www.logic101.net/

5 posted on 02/08/2002 7:22:52 AM PST by logic101.net
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To: Republic
Perhaps Rush will read it...or Sean....this has got to make the rounds...it is too funny to let it fall into the great cyber abyss

That was my thoughts exactly. Wanted to get this out to more than just my email address book... LOL..

6 posted on 02/08/2002 7:24:54 AM PST by Texas Mom
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To: logic101.net
My hat is off to him or her.

You bet..

Maybe GW really did write it.;)

7 posted on 02/08/2002 7:27:04 AM PST by Texas Mom
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To: Texas Mom; broomhilda
Love your brain--great job! LOL
8 posted on 02/08/2002 7:27:09 AM PST by TwoStep
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To: Texas Mom

9 posted on 02/08/2002 7:28:42 AM PST by areafiftyone
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To: areafiftyone
That is great. Funny how these people worried about out detainees don't seem to notice those poor people in Castros' prisons down the road.
10 posted on 02/08/2002 7:30:53 AM PST by Texas Mom
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To: Republic
I sent it to Sean and Rush.
11 posted on 02/08/2002 7:51:13 AM PST by Texas Mom
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To: Texas Mom
I love it..how funny!:-}
12 posted on 02/08/2002 7:56:00 AM PST by Rheo
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To: Rheo
BUMP...
13 posted on 02/08/2002 8:12:00 AM PST by Texas Mom
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To: Texas Mom
LOL. This is a keeper.
14 posted on 02/08/2002 8:40:01 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: Texas Mom
I sent it to Sean and Rush.

Terrific! I guess Rush had a guest host today....wonder if Sean picked it up?

15 posted on 02/08/2002 3:17:38 PM PST by Republic
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To: Republic
I can't believe that this isn't getting more comments! Must be the title isn't grabbing people.

Mark A Sity

16 posted on 02/10/2002 12:46:38 PM PST by logic101.net
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To: Texas Mom
There are libs who will accept this delivery.
I can name two real quick,
Gloria Allred
Rosie O'Doughnuts
17 posted on 02/10/2002 12:58:47 PM PST by JoeSixPack1
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To: logic101.net
Maybe you're right.. I was thinking the same thing.
18 posted on 02/10/2002 1:20:26 PM PST by Texas Mom
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To: JoeSixPack1
There are libs who will accept this delivery.

I'll bet they don't. They would probably hire a caretaker..

19 posted on 02/10/2002 1:21:36 PM PST by Texas Mom
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To: logic101.net
I dunno----but it sure is a big smacking TEN in my book! LOL I love it!!
20 posted on 02/10/2002 4:10:23 PM PST by Republic
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