[scouse]

a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Rosie O'Donnell does not have wings......does she?

[newgeezer]

Who invited Art Bell to the party?

[isthisnickcool]

Haven't thought of my ex-wife in years. That's her for sure. Just feed her some money and she will go away.

[FormerLib]

ping

[stanz]

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Methinks the researchers have been inhaling.

[My2Cents]

Forward thread to Agent Mulder.

[NativeNewYorker]

There was an old Fantastic Four comic where something fitting this description came through a dimensional door that had been left ajar.

[aomagrat]

Our plan is working perfectly!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randog]

Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

Well, that does it for me. If the good doctor says so then it must be so.

[Doctor Doom]

"That dang ole thing took my best sniff hound and probed me somethin' fierce."

[boris]

"The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football."

Just in time for Super Bowl.

--Boris

[boris]

"Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens"

A wonderful headline. I am reminded of the classic, "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar."

--Boris

[RightWhale]

What is it named? Chupacabra, bigfoot, Nessie, they all have names.

[RogueIsland]

[VadeRetro]

My alien master wants me to make fun of this thread so here goes. A rugby football with legs? What's the matter with American football?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Ya'll have any creatures like this in Georgia?

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Chupafootball? LOL! That one for the encyclopedias of cryptozoology.

[Thumper1960]

In Wisconsin there's a furry football with a Moose's "head" that regularly frightens teens and steals their cheese when the teenies panic and take flight. Any relation to the Chilean Rugby Monster, I wonder?

[cascademountaineer]

a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Must be cousins.

[stuartcr]

All your footballs are belong to us.

[Landru]

For crissakes, kick it!
The thing's begging for it.
Show-up on Earth looking like a pancake, & don't be surprised if you're eaten.

...that's just how it goes, on Earth.