O.J. Simpson's Girlfriend Missing. Cat Killed, Foul Play Susp. Cops "Like OJ For This Real Well"

Florida sources

[Sloth]

All your DNA are belong to The Juice.

[Phantom Lord]

How did he have time to kill her? I mean, he is out there trying to find Nicole's killer.

You didn't hear? OJ found the "real killers." They were eating at "Windows on the World" when the WTC was hit.

[tpaine]

I'd bet on Cap'n Dementia, --
--[knowing our 'correspondents' bent state of mind].

[denydenydeny]

If the cat's in the obits, you must acquit.

[maestro]

'...Cat Killed...'???

??Dr. Cyril Weycht (?sic) wants autopsy of 'Buddy' the dead cat for possible 'drug' overdose??
/sarcasim

[Belial]

Agreed.

[MrB]

If the first cop on the scene ever heard the "n" word, or if he ever overheard a racist joke and didn't immediately arrest the teller...
Well, he must be a racist, and OJ is innocent because of that.

[FR_addict]

This time he did it Condit style. He's getting more proficient as he goes along.

[Sloth]

Says cops there "Like OJ for this real well!!!!'

Gag! Evidently you didn't get enough help here.

[YOMO]

The cat was only to practice a new routine. The last time it didn't go so smooth and it cost $$$ to get off. With a little practice he can reduce legal expenses.

[Tennessee_Bob]

Fire bad! Fire baaad!

[YaYa123]

I'd love to see the headline, "OJ Kills Cat". What fun to have PETA on his case.

[Revolting cat!]

"If you got a dead kitty,
You must acquitty!"

[one2many]

"If de cat dun bit;
you must acquit!" -Johnny C.

[americalost]

Well was the cat 'killed' or did it die because no one's been around for so long (the girl being missing for a long time)?

[emjsea]

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!" --Ralph Wiggum

[Atticus]

Do you think OJ has anything to do with the 1996 disappearance of Fred?

[ecomcon]

Exactly. Like when you bet on a horse.

[MissAmericanPie]

One news report said that the mother of this girl, (who looks like Nicohle) told her daughter to hide because OJ was behaving towards her like he had behaved toward his dead wife.

The apartment complex says that they have talked to her by phone recently and she is ok, I doubt that, I don't think she would be hide from the police.