MEN -- ACCORDING TO WOMEN (Hilarious)

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[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Men – According to Women

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW ....WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine.

They all start out like grapes, and it's a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

ROFL!!! It IS funny even though somewhat misguided and a bit distorted.

[Neets]

Hahahaha,,this IS a good one.

[DainBramage]

They left out men with rohipnol that want to tie you up in the cellar till the end of the movie,

when the famous FBI ageent comes busting in.

[Boxsford]

I see no distortions. :)

[Mercat]

I have three children, daughter 20, sons 22 and 25. They are all attractive, heteo, intelligent, charming... none of them date. they hang out in groups of people. sigh.

[pocat]

I once saw a bumper sticker that said:

"The best men
are either gay, married, or broke."

Do women really think this way?

[truthkeeper]

Can I have him?

[kassie]

:)

[Neets]

OMG!!!!! HAHAHA I DON"T BELIEVE IT!!!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Men's view of women: They're chronic complainers.

[demkicker]

Too funny...

[avenir]

“Always two strangers, uniting in the interest of torment”

[avenir]

Bahahahaha

[No!]

Well, I don't fit ANY of these!

:P :P :P

[pocat]

What is it with women chasing married guys?

In my late teens / early 20's, I worked in a printing plant with several attractive single girls my age. All of us young guys and gals would hang out together after work and on weekends, but the girls only seemed interested in the married guys when we were at work. They would talk to them at their presses and occasionally go to lunch with them. I overheard the gals' conversations about the married men - ("Ron's got a nice butt," etc, etc.) Rumors of infidelity flew around the shop.

I would sometimes (half-jokingly) make the remark, "I can't wait to get married, so I can have lots of girlfriends."

Sure enough - Since I've been married (10 years on Feb. 1st), I've had more come-ons and propositions from younger women than I care to mention! What is going on?!

All I can say is
WHERE WERE THEY WHEN I WAS SINGLE?!

[Basil Duke]

Some. Those that do generally wake one morning after playing their oft-times cruel and always maddening head games with men for two decades, and wonder why, at the age of 42, single and childless, they're facing the second half of their lives all by their lonesomes. As far as they're concerned, it's never their fault.