Posted on 12/07/2001 6:49:59 AM PST by SAMWolf
Sign #1: Tearful admission on 20/20: "I only banned dancing because Lasaber al-Doreen rejected me at the jr. prom."
Sign #2: Amends previous vow to "fight to the death" to "fight until I'm tired."
Sign #3: Crucifix erected in Kandahar Town Square.
Sign #4: Drops the Mullah, goes by Omar Diddy.
Sign #5: Claims he's also a son of that idiot in California.
Sign #6: Makes big, sand angel path pointing right to Osama bin Laden's cave.
Sign #7: Claims he started the Taliban as a singing group, and things just got way out of hand.
Sign #8: Asks Geraldo for Alan Dershowitz's number.
Sign #9: Has asked each of his seventeen wives and four male consorts, "How would you be feeling about moving to the infidel state of Delaware until the heat is dying down?"
Sign #10: Puts his cave on the market at fire sale price of two mules.
Sign #11: Soils his robe every time he hears a jet fly overhead.
He, his seventeen wives and four male consorts would get the red carpet treatment in Portland, Oregon. Mayor Katz, her butt boy attorneys and police chiefs would lay down on the red carpet to welcome Omar! Katz and her lawyers would get them luxury apartments paid for by tax payers. She would find an Islamic terrorist chef to prepare their food, which would be brought in free each day. The two left wing police chiefs would be chauffers for Omar and his merry group!
Once in Portland, he could contact his fellow terrorists in the states to coordinate more mass murders in the USA!
If he became an Enviralist, he could successfully run for mayor of Portland, then for governor and then as watermelon US Senator!
Unfortunately I have to agree with you on that one Grampa Dave.
California has Feinstein and Boxer.
New York has Hillary and Schumer
Massachuetts has Kennedy.
Kitzhaber is almost out and hopefully Portland dumps Katz next election.
Gramps, if that weren't so funny, I'd have to cry! You are waaaay too close to the truth!
BTW, did either of you know there are some Reps. in the US Congress that are looking into Vera's conduct? They are reviewing any federal monies Portland may receive. heheheh
Katz is typical of the left wingers who push their agendas that can harm families and in this case could result in them being murdered by Islamic terrorists. Islamic terrorist roaming free in Portland!
You left out one of the most dangerous left winged swine in America re Kalifornia. Fadeout Facist Davis is one of the most dangerous men in American Politics. He makes Katznslobber look like a little hand puppet.
We have Willie Brown as da mayor of San Francisco. He in most cases makes Katz look like an intern in swinehood!
The good things about what is happening in Portland and Oregon: Katzneslobber is out of there. Katz is hanging herself with her love affair of the Islamic Terrorists. The envirals of Oregon failed to rurally cleanse the Klamath Farmers, and many people realize how dangerous they are. The enviral terrorists Elf/Alf/Anarchists/? are losing their hero status, and soon will be classified as terrorists!
This means that good people like you, DixieChick, AuntB and others will be heard by others and not looked on as evil right wingers. The conservatives in Oregon can start to really turn things around in Oregon if they seize the current opportunities!
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