Al Gore Says Now Restaurateur in Tennessee ( Free coffee at Al's Diner )

Reuters via reuters ^ | 11/29/2001 | Reuters

[rockfish59]

does the toilet work???

[KQQL]

Yes it works at " Al's Chad Diner"

[xm177e2]

``I am also a visiting professor or VP for short.''

He's pretty funny... har har har

[arly]

Is "eat at Al's located near the place that he invented the internet?

[Charles Henrickson]

Name Al's restaurant:

Carthago Delecta Est
Carthage Must Be Enjoyed

or

Hannibal's
The Gore Restaurant

Others?

[Charles Henrickson]

Another possible name for Al's restaurant:

No Controlling Authority
Al's Bar & Grill & Chinese Laundry

[Charles Henrickson]

Questions Al asks the customers when they come in:

"How many in your party? On second thought: How many in my party?!"

"Non-smoking or 'I-worked-tobacco-with-my-hands?'"

[KQQL]

At " Al's Chad Diner" Coffee is free , but the internet is $5/hr

[Charles Henrickson]

You can get anything you want
At Al(ice)'s Restaurant.

[Hagrid]

``For example, there are usually a lot of cars on the road. Now it takes a lot longer to get around, and given that I haven't driven for eight years, I'm not sure it's wise (to drive),'' said Gore, who was driven in a limousine while he was vice president.

Didn't I see Bush driving Putin around the ranch? Gore is not only a limousine liberal, he is now impotent to do the simplest things for himself--like drive a car. That's what comes from living on the government dole for most of his adult life. What a sad picture of a nonfunctional human talking head!

[GeronL]

each menu is modeled after the butterfly ballot, and orders are given via a punch card system. You keep the chads.

[lizma]

"given that I haven't driven for eight years"
Thank you for sharing that. Whose drivin? Are we paying for that???
Next election!! My aunt fanny.
BUT I live around alot of soccer moms that think this guy is cool.
It's hard to live in a soccer mom world and it's even harder to live in Gore's. These people don't even know the Constitution exists, if they do they don't care. Yikes! !

[GeronL]

Gore won't be slinging hash-browns at the new digs I take it.

[SAJ]

Nah, call it:

Billy Jeff's Original Foot-Long Dog
-- Home of the REAL whoppers! --

'I never can get enough' -- A. Gore Jr., prop.

[ppaul]

Albert's

:

[Charles Henrickson]

"All-you-can-eat" night at Al's:

[Charles Henrickson]

Try the Palm Beach Punch--that is, if we can pour it in the right glass!

[gcruse]

Hi. Welcome to Gore's.  I'm Hitax, and I'll be your waitress.