Tariq Aziz-'We are ready for War' (warns of grave consequences)

Ananova & London Sunday Telegraph ^ | Sunday October 28, 2001 | What the Papers say- Sunday Telegraph

[umbra]

London Sunday Telegraph-What the Papers Say

Iraq said yesterday that it expects to be attacked by America and Britain and warned of the 'grave' consequences if any attempt was made to topple Saddam Hussein from power.

[umbra]

Are they in any position to threaten us? Click on the left side 'todays papers' for the story.

[Media2Powerful]

What? Another "Mother of all Wars?" ROTFL...

[BlueCat]

We've kicked em before and we'll kick em again.

Let's get it on.

[cmsgop]

This is So Funny! Major LOL!

[umbra]

This is the Grandmother of the war in which they all put up white flags in unison.

[Morgan's Raider]

"Thank you, sir. May I have another?" (re:Animal House)

[11B3]

Stop it!! These fits of laughter are starting to hurt!! Oh well, nothing like a squeeky wheel - has anyone seen that grease gun? I know I left it somewhere around here. (M-3 .45 Grease Gun)

[blam]

Tell'em to get in line and wait their turn.

[sharktrager]

I heard their serious this time.

They've promised the mother-in-law of all battles.

[Newbomb Turk]

Launch operation SMOKING HOLE. I repeat SMOKING HOLE. Out here.

[Gimme]

hmm I wonder what the grave consequences would be? Hit us with more spores?

[Lockbox]

Mother of all Wars, Dude?

[Kevin Curry]

What is he going to do--bleed on us?

[umbra]

You nailed it, I dont think I can top an "Animal House/Iraq" reference.

[Pern]

I've heard all this crap before during the Gulf War (to which I was a proud participant). Deja vous'

[Heisenburger]

Iraq said yesterday that it expects to be attacked by America and Britain and warned of the 'grave' consequences if any attempt was made to topple Saddam Hussein from power.

What they mean is that there would be grave consequences for Iraq.

[gcruse]

Iraqi Battle Tactics Refresher Course

    For your safety follow these directions
1. Elevate your weapon's barrel to their maximum elevation.
2. Traverse the gun barrel to the rear.
3. Leave the tank hatches open
4. Place your hands over your head and proceed slowly.
5. Wave a white cloth as an indication of your peaceful intent
or wave this leaflet. All armies of the Multi-National Forces
understand that this pass shows your honorable commitment to peace.
This illustrated  PSYOP leaflet provides instructions as to how to
surrender safely. For armor units, the tank main gun was to be turned
away from the allied forces, They were asked to fly a white flag if
available, and to show this leaflet to the unit they surrendered to.
 

[He Rides A White Horse]

Iraq said yesterday that it expects to be attacked by America and Britain and warned of the 'grave' consequences if any attempt was made to topple Saddam Hussein from power.

Ha ha..too funny..that "Mother of All Battles" thing going on again.........psst, hey Tariq.......the only 'grave' thing here is the one you and your buddy Saddam will be lying in.