Cops are the most vile form of life on the planet. Oftentimes, swarms of cops will gang up on small children and within minutes, drain their blood. Cops can often be found in cow flops, breeding new cops, which hatch from the maggot stage to the winged variety. Many cops are biting cops that transmit various diseases, including ebola.
I know, right?
That’s why I (ahem) had a personal pleasureable moment yesterday when that nice muslim man axed them pigs.
Is that where the term coprophagia comes from?
“Cops are the most vile form of life on the planet. Oftentimes, swarms of cops will gang up on small children and within minutes, drain their blood. Cops can often be found in cow flops, breeding new cops, which hatch from the maggot stage to the winged variety. Many cops are biting cops that transmit various diseases, including ebola.”
That sounds pretty bad. Hopefully there are no hippy cops; we would truly have the worst of both worlds.
Of course we do have Joe Biden; I wonder if he would qualify as a hippy cop?